How can anyone ever become a saint? Performing three miracles is so time consuming, and just what counts as a miracle these days?

Luckily, you can (right now) become a modern saint of the Church of Reformed unimentalists. Their web address is www.yousaint.com

The church believes that everyone can have moments when they are saintly, so why not let them become a saint.

This belief is tied to a concern that many items and events in modern life currently have no parton saint to look over them.

Combining these two problems provided the solution, to offer modern sainthoods.

If you can provide details of a deed you have accomplished that you feel qualifies you as a Saint, together with a small donation of just £35 you will become a full Patron Saint of the church.

To commemorate your sainthood, a gift pack is sent to the new saint. This pack includes an Audio CD recording of your canonisation ceremony, a certificate, and further information about your new patron subject and the Church of Reformed Unimentalists.

Why become a saint? Perhaps for the feeling of getting the recognition you deserve, joining a very elite group, and having spiritual responsibility for your patron subject.

Sainthood can also be given to nominated friends. Special people who really deserve the ultimate recognition of their continuing good work.

The church is completely independent and is not affiliated with any other religious movement.

So if you want to be, for example, St Frank of Digby, Patron of Reality TV Programmes, visit the yousaint.com website today.